Odd this day

Coates
6 min readDec 3, 2023

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Alas! It is 200 years since the death of Giovanni Battista Belzoni, who studied hydraulics, wanted to be a monk, became a barber, then a circus strongman, and was eventually employed to remove a huge bust of Ramesses II from Egypt and take it to the British Museum.

Description from British Museum: Head and upper body of pink/grey granite monumental statue of Ramses II (one of a pair placed before the door of the Ramesseum) wearing nemes head-cloth and circlet of uraei (about half now lost), the sculptor has exploited the bichrome nature of the stone to emphasise the division between body and face; the dorsal pillar is inscribed with vertical registers of hieroglyphs — giving the name and titles of the king and part of a dedication to Amun-Ra

He was born in Padua in 1778, one of 14 children of a poor family (understandably if they had that many mouths to feed), and supposedly aimed to become a monk on having his heart broken — although his 1959 biographer Stanley Mayes wrote:

It is hard to believe that a young man of his energetic habit and restless temperament would seek consolation in the cloister. Much more likely is the explanation hinted at by Belzoni himself, that he was trying to make good the gaps in his education.

Certainly, this is how he liked to present himself:

Description from British Museum: Lithograph of Giovanni Baptista Belzoni, three-quarter-length, slightly turned to the left, leaning against a block of Egyptian masonry carved with hieroglyphs and the title and holding a hookah in one hand, dressed in Oriental dress of a long coat over a jellabiya with a sash tied about his waist and a large turban on his head with his beard stretching to his chest, a pyramid and palm trees beyond

…but the same book (The Great Belzoni) says he was “mild and gentle in his ways”, so perhaps he was more of a large, bumbling, sensitive Bernard Bresslaw type. I like to think so.

Anyway, by this time he was in Rome, but it was occupied in 1798 by the French, and he moved to the Netherlands and became a barber. In 1803, he was in England, and — what with being a handsome big feller of 6 foot 7, became a circus strongman.

Etching of Giovanni Baptista Belzoni, full-length, slightly turned to the left, one arm behind his back and the other tucked into his waistband, dressed in his strongman’s costume of a fur loincloth with an ostrich feather headdress on his head and Roman sandals on his feet, illustration to a broadside descriptive of his circus performance as the Patagonian Sampson (1804)

He started appearing at Sadler’s Wells, where he appeared in Fee! Faw! Fum! or, Jack the Giant Killer. You may not be entirely surprised to hear that he played the giant, with famous Regency-era clown Joe Grimaldi as his dwarf.

Reproduction of handbill reading: SADLER’s WELLS. Under Patronage of his Royal HIGHNESS the Duke of Clarence, The Public are refpectfully informed that this Theatre having been transferred to NEW PROPRIETORS; Has undergone a thorough alteration, been materially improved, decorated in a style entirely now, and will open on EASTER MONDAY, APRIL, 11th, 1803. With a new Mufical Prelude called NEW BROOMS. Principal Characters, Mr. GRIMALDI, Signor BELZONI, (his first Appearance here)…

But he also had a separate strongman act, in which he carried about a frame on which 11 or 12 people could sit (accounts vary). It’s described in Stanley Mayes’ book…

The harness he wore for this weighed one hundred and twenty-seven pounds. It consisted of an iron frame fitted with ledges on which ten or twelve members of the company could perch themselves till the whole looked like some huge human candelabrum. Then delicately, Agag-like, holding a flag in either hand, Belzoni would walk round the stage with three-quarters of a ton of humanity dependent from his broad shoulders. When he came down to face the footlights there were no tortured muscles visible, no agonizing look on his handsome face. The beauty of Belzoni’s performance lay in the ease with which he accomplished it.

…and illustrated in what 2011 book Belzoni: The Giant Archaeologists Love to Hate calls a “fanciful watercolour”:

Painting of a man with curly hair and a beard wearing a metal frame with 11 people sitting on/hanging off it

George Cruikshank also drew him at Bartholomew Fair carrying… well, however many people there are in this picture

Line drawing (pen and ink?) of Belzoni standing near a chair with his arms round a man who is clinging on to him. The carried man appears to be one of four hanging off Belzoni. The chair is presumably to help them climb onto him.

As a small digression, here’s the text of a handbill the owners of Sadler’s Wells produced to promote their show.

NEW SADLER’S WELLS
 New Proprietors
 New Management
 New Performers
 New Pieces
 New Music
 New Scenery
 New Dresses
 New Decorations and OLD WINE
 at 1s. per pint!!!
I’m in

Anyway, apparently, he did his strongman act with his English wife. Sarah Belzoni was, according to one source, “of Amazonian proportions”, but Charles Dickens in 1851’s Household Words, called her “a pretty, delicate-looking, young woman”. A remarkable traveller and writer herself, she eventually outlived him by 45 years.

They appeared all over London, and the rest of the country, together, and Chambers’ Book of Days reproduces the text of another handbill for one of Belzoni’s own shows:

Theatre, Patrick Street. CUT A Man’s Head OFF!!! AND PUT IT ON AGAIN! This present Evening MONDAY, Feb. 24, 1812, And positively and definitively the LAST NIGHT. SIG. BELZONI RESPECTFULLY acquaints the Public, that by the request of his Friends, he will Re-open the above Theatre for one night more-i. e., on MONDAY Feb. 24, and although it has been announced in former Advertisements, that he would perform for Two Nights — he pledges that this Evening, will be the last…

Presumably, this was some sort of conjuring trick. The grand cascade is believed to be some kind of shower of water and fire. Anyway, he left England in 1812, and toured the continent, then went to Egypt to offer the Pasha his services as a hydraulic engineer.

The Pasha wasn’t interested, but did give him leave to remain in the country, so Belzoni climbed the great pyramid at Giza, and went inside even though the ‘descending corridor’ is only four feet high. He also ran into British Consul, Sir Henry Salt.

Portrait of Henry Salt with swept-back black hair, wearing a fur-trimmed coat and neckerchief, and clutching a document

They’d both heard of a mighty carved stone head half-buried in the desert, and Salt gave Belzoni the money to go and find it and claim it for Britain. He set off in June 1816, and near Thebes, there was, indeed, a ruined temple: Memnonium or the Tomb of Ozymandias.

Napoleon had, of course, been hanging around in Egypt not long before, and had also had designs on the big head — which is why you can still see a hole in it today.

Apparently they had even drilled a hole in the right breast of the statue, though whether to blow off the lower part of the bust with a charge or for the purpose of attaching a hawser it is not easy to say. At any rate they gave up the attempt. The Young Memnon was left still smiling its inscrutable smile.

Mayes says Ozymandias is “a Greek corruption of User-maat-Re, one of the other names of Ramses”, and an inscription read:

My name is Osymandias, king of kings; if any would know how great I am, and where I lie, let him surpass me in any of my works.

That will sound familiar to anyone who knows a bit of poetry, but it also inspired “City business man” Horace Smith to pen a lesser-known sonnet: On A Stupendous Leg of Granite, Discovered standing by itself in the Deserts of Egypt, with the Inscription inscribed below.

In Egypt’s sandy silence, all alone, / Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws / The only shadow that the Desert knows. / ‘I am great Ozymandias,’ saith the stone, / ‘The King of Kings; this mighty city shows / ‘The wonders of my hand.’ The city’s gone! / Nought but the leg remaining to disclose / The site of that forgotten Babylon.

Anyway, they rolled the head to the Nile, which took weeks, and then had to wait for a boat big enough. When that arrived, in November, the Nile had receded, so Belzoni spent two days building an 18-foot ramp. Finally, it got to Luxor.

The enormous head, on its side on a cart, being rolled on four huge wooden rollers, pulled by a team of men. When one roller came out at the back of the cart, two men had to run it round to the front

Mind you, the delays gave Belzoni more time for exploring, so he did A Lot — and is also responsible, for example, for the Grade II listed Philae obelisk in the grounds of (Grade I listed National Trust property) Kingston Lacy.

An obelisk in the grounds of a country house, with grass in the foreground, and trees and a cloudy sky behind

In 1821, he rented the Egyptian Hall in Piccadilly for a year and

staged an exhibition of material found by him in … It was a wild success; on the first day 1900 people paid their half crowns to enter ‘Belzoni’s Tomb’

Unfortunately, he was restless for further fame, and set out to find the source of the Niger… and died of dysentery in Benin 200 years ago today. According to the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography:

He was buried on the same or the following day beneath a tree, and a wooden tablet requested that, ‘every European visiting this spot will cause the ground to be cleared and the fence repaired if necessary’. When Richard Burton went there in 1862, old men still remembered the giant stranger, but all traces of the grave were gone.

(Not *that* Richard Burton.)

The ‘Drake’ meme: a man in an orange puffy jacket looks at one image and cringes away, then looks at another and gestures as if to say ‘yes’. The first one has him reacting to a picture of 20th century Welsh actor Richard Burton, the second shows Sir Richard Burton, 19th century explorer and writer

It seems appropriate, somehow, that his resting place is lost, when you consider what his work inspired:

Ozymandias: I met a traveller from an antique land, / Who said — “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand, / Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, / And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, / Tell that its sculptor well those passions read / Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, / The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; / And on the pedestal, these words appear: / My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings…

…and you might want to conclude that if we sent everything in the British Museum back to its country of origin, we’d be left with the Sutton Hoo treasure and the Lewis chess set, but…

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