Well, hurrah for 15 April, because that can only mean one thing. Yes, indeed — it’s 245 years to the day since Parson Woodforde’s hogs got shitfaced:
(Yes: he’s seen pigs drunk before, but not that drunk…)
The next day… YES, OF COURSE! The 245th anniversary of Parson Woodforde’s ‘Piggs’ being hungover:
