Odd this day

Coates
2 min readDec 13, 2023

--

It’s 13 December, which can only possibly mean one thing. YES, it’s 14 years to the day since I learnt that Aristotle Onassis had his bar stools upholstered with whale foreskins, of course!

I’m sitting on the foreskin of a whale. I’m not engaged in some bestial underwater tryst, you understand. I am perched on a stool in Ari’s Bar on the super yacht, Christina O.

Unfortunately, being a man of a certain kind, Onassis didn’t choose this because of the quality of the leather, but to make off-colour jokes as a display of wealth and power.

The whales’ foreskins were made into seat covers by the yacht’s late owner, the Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis. It was a dubious joke but one that tickled the billionaire, who would jump at the chance of showing a female guest to a stool — Greta Garbo, Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe, whoever had swung by for drinks — and apparently declare: “Madame, you are sitting on the largest penis in the world.”

Disappointing, if not exactly surprising.

The whole article (by Kate Simon, published by the Independent on this day in 2009) is a fascinating look into a “floating homage to testosterone” and a vanished world of starry parties, lapis lazuli fireplaces, and a snuff box made from the bill of an albatross.

Also…

It’s the 160th anniversary of the death of Coleridge’s literary executor Joseph Henry Green. He was also a noted surgeon, and — according to legend — called the time of his own death.

A memoir of his life by his friend Sir John Simon says he uttered a “few tender parting words”, and then his doctor came in, at which Green “significantly, and pointing to the region of his heart, said — “congestion.””

After which, he in silence set his finger to his wrist, and visibly noted to himself the successive feeble pulses which were but just between him and death. Presently he said-”stopped.” And this was the very end. It was as if even to die were an act of his own grand self-government. For at once, with the warning word still scarce beyond his lips, suddenly the stately head drooped aside, passive and defunct, for ever.

--

--

Coates
Coates

Written by Coates

Purveyor of niche drivel; marker of odd anniversaries

Responses (1)