Odd this day

Coates
4 min readMay 6, 2023

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Well, if it’s 6 May, that can only mean one thing: naturally — the 287th anniversary of inventor, scientist, statesman and US Founding Father Benjamin Franklin telling readers of his Pennsylvania Gazette about a mermaid sighting in Bermuda.

b/w print of a mermaid based on an original c.1759 by Jacques-Fabian Gautier. It has the usual human top half and is fish from roughly the waist/groin down. It has breasts, as you might expect, but its head is unexpected. It looks masculine, and has a completely bald head, enormous ears, and unattractive facial features

That’s not the mermaid in question, I’m afraid: it’s a print from the 18th century Gentleman’s Magazine showing a “Syren Drawn from the Life”. Obviously. It seems odd, though, when we think mermaids look like this:

Daryl Hannah in Splash (1984) — an attractive blonde woman in her early 20s lying on a beach in an orange fishlike ‘tail’ smiling winsomely at the camera

There isn’t a picture of Franklin’s “Sea Monster”, but it was

in the Shape and about the Bigness of a Boy of 12 Years old, with long black Hair; the lower Part resembled a Fish. The human Likeness surprised them into Compassion

(i.e. they didn’t kill it.)

Historian Vaughn Scribner has traced the history of merpeople to at least as far back as the Babylonians of about 5,000 BCE who

revered Ea, a fish-tailed god in the form of a man

b/w image of a stone carving showing a Babylonian-era deity labelled ‘a god-fish’. It is side-on, appears to be carrying a basket and wearing a wristwatch, but presumably isn’t, has one of those weirdly straight Babylonian/Assyrian beards, and is a recognisably human figure with a headdress in the shape of a fish whose body extends down the god’s back

It’s by the Middle Ages, apparently, that we first see the idea that mermaids are topless women with long hair (and a comb in one hand and a mirror in the other) — sisters (cousins, maybe?) to the sirens of Homer’s Odyssey, who try to seduce/drown Odysseus.

Ancient Greek urn with depiction of Odysseus tied to the mast of a ship while other men, their ears blocked, row. He appears to be in anguish as he listens to the song of the siren which flies above. It is half human and half-bird (rather than fish)

In the late 12th century, according to Ralph of Coggeshall, fishermen off East Anglia caught “a wild or savage man … covered with hair and with a long shaggy beard”, who they kindly locked up in Orford Castle.

Eventually, they let him swim in the sea again, under supervision, and he escaped, but is now immortalised in this hassock in the local church (even though chronicler Ralph makes no mention of a fishy lower half, in fact specifically says he has feet).

A hassock — a small square cushion for kneeling on in a church while praying, to save your knees from getting knackered on a wooden or even possibly stone floor. This one is blue and has a woven cover depicting a merman with a large beard, and who appears to be a waiter, carrying trays of drink and food (in the form of a fish)

Anyway, by Franklin’s time, after a couple of centuries of global exploration (and lots of mermaid sightings) we’re into the era of elightened enquiry, when naturalist Cotton Mather and others want to “track down, trap and scientifically analyse merpeople”.

It hadn’t been definitively established yet that merpeople were mythical, so science-minded chaps kept looking, just in case. The most entertaining era, though, is surely the 19th century, when things like this start appearing:

A 19th century museum exhibit of a supposed mer-creature, first billed as the Japanese Mer-Man. It is a hideous concoction of what appears to be monkey head and fish torso/tail, but with clawed forearms. It has blank eyes and sharp teeth

That’s the famous, and not notably beautiful/seductive Japanese Monkey-fish from the Horniman Museum in south London. You can see it in this Victorian-era magazine illustration — although, oddly they’re not the same objects.

A page from a magazine called Pall Mall Budget dated 14 Nov 1889, showing some of the attractions at the Horniman Museum at the time including line drawings labelled ‘Spanish knife’, ‘Helmet — time of Cromwell’, and ‘Japanese Mer-Man’

Apparently, at some point, the original disappeared, and was replaced in 1982 by a ‘mermaid’ bought in 1919 by someone working for noted collector of weird shit, Henry Wellcome, probably made in 19th-century Japan for tourists/export. If you click on that link, the blog goes into some detail about how they discovered what it was made of. The head’s papier-mâché, apparently — not even slightly monkey — and they include this helpful close-up of its face:

A close-up of the Japanese Monkey-fish’s face. An utterly terrifying simian nightmare with missing eyes, a snub nose, and wonky, pointed teeth
Please don’t have nightmares. Do sleep well.

Only in the 20th century, according to a review of Scribner’s book, do we start getting “overtly sexualized mermaids in films, tourist attractions, and advertisements” — and these are about society’s “anxieties regarding women and gender roles”.

Which makes sense — and Scribner himself had something to say when some people decided last year that it was impossible for a mythical creature in a Disney movie to have non-white skin:

…but to end on a high note, one of my favourite bits of learning about contemporary mermaids came from my cousin, Virginia Sole-Smith, back in 2013 when she wrote this splendid thing about Florida’s Weeki Wachee Springs State Park:

The article features such mermaiding tips as “the thick nylon tights that most of the women layered under their tails for extra warmth”, and how you need to pull a fishnet stocking over your head in order to create fishy scales on your face with metallic green and purple eye shadow.

One of the mermaids declares “this job is a lot more fun than bagging groceries”, which seems plausible, and if you’re ever out Florida way: it’s still going (and they have some mermen now, too).

Two of the ‘mermaids’ at Weeki Wachee Springs State Park, Florida — image shows two young women in bikini tops and matching mermaid tails, each sitting on an anchor prop in a large, glass-fronted tank. They are smiling while holding their breath

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