Odd this day

Coates
4 min readJun 6, 2023

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If it’s 6 June, it must be 191 years to the day since Jeremy Bentham died, stipulating in his will that his body should be preserved at University College London so he could be wheeled in to attend every council meeting. Except most of the stories about his remains are complete balls.

Jeremy Bentham’s ‘auto-icon’ — a wax model of his head sitting on a stuffed model of him wearing his old clothes

Bentham left his body to his friend Dr Thomas Southwood Smith, so it could be dissected before an audience. His head would be dried and preserved, reunited with his skeleton, to be clothed and put on display.

Mortal Remains of Jeremy Bentham, 1832, by Henry Hall Pickersgill — b/w image shows a corpse on a catafalque, mostly covered by a sheet

There were two reasons for this. Firstly, after all the grave-robbing in the previous decade, anatomy had a bad reputation, and the only bodies available were those of hanged murderers. Bentham wanted to encourage people to donate their remains, so he set an example

Secondly, he wanted his leftovers

seated in a chair usually occupied by me when living, in the attitude in which I am sitting when engaged in thought in the course of time employed in writing.

This would help his ideas to live on.

Excerpt from his will: If it should so happen that my personal friends and other disciples should be disposed to meet together on some day or days of the year for the purpose of commemorating the founder of the greatest happiness system of morals and legislation my executor will from time to time cause to be conveyed to the room in which they meet the said box or case with the contents therein to be stationed in such part of the room as to the assembled company shall seem meet.

The idea for preserving the head apparently came from his knowledge of Maori culture, but Dr Smith put Bentham’s bonce in an air pump suspended over sulphuric acid. How authentically Maori this was, I don’t know, but its success was limited.

The head was dehydrated, but had no facial expression, and Smith decided “this would not do for exhibition” — so he asked French artist, Jacques Talrich, who specialised in this sort of thing, to make a wax head. He then

spent considerable care in cleaning the bones and articulating the skeleton, wiring its joints skilfully with copper. The skeleton was padded out with a variety of stuffing materials, including straw, hay, tow, cotton wool, wood wool, and paper ribbon. A bunch of lavender and a bag of naphthalene were added for protection against pests

Smith kept the resulting ‘auto-icon’ (‘self-image’) in his consulting rooms, and presented it to UCL in 1850. They kept it in a cupboard (possibly a store room) until 1898, and eventually put him on display in a special cabinet, his dried head between his feet.

Jeremy Bentham ‘auto-icon’ — image shows a wax head on top of a clothed model, sitting in a chair inside a cabinet with its doors open. At the bottom is a reddish-brown dried head with glass eyes

His presence at UCL gave rise to the rumour that he attended council meetings, and that, when a vote was evenly split, Bentham’s would be counted — in favour of the motion — to break the deadlock. Sadly, it’s not true – although he did go to a board meeting in 2013, as a special treat for someone who was retiring.

Another popular rumour is that students from King’s College London occasionally steal the head and play football with it, but apparently it would disintegrate if anyone tried — although they did kidnap it in 1975, returning it after the college gave £10 to Shelter. After that, the head was put away “in the Strong Room of the Records Department”. In 1990, then — in the interests of shenanigans — King’s students nicked the wax head.

b/w image from 1990 showing students with Bentham’s wax head in a cardboard box, captioned “Mascoteers with Bentham’s head in the Waterfront Bar (KCLSU)”

Bentham has, otherwise, led a relatively uneventful afterlife, only suffering the occasional indignity of restoration. Here he is at Hampton Court in 1980 during just such an exercise:

b/w photos of a stuffed, clothed, headless figure lying on a tables covered with a cloth

He needed another round in the early 2000s after his underpants were discovered to be “full of ‘woolly bear’ insects and the waxwork head crawled with carpet beetles”.

The auto-icon now sits in the entrance to the UCL Student Centre, while his head — being actual human remains — lives in the Conservation Safe in their Institute of Archaeology, only allowed out “in exceptional circumstances”.

Side view of Bentham’s dried head. It looks like a Doctor Who monster, or possibly the Red Skull from Marvel/Captain America. There is blond hair at the back, and otherwise very dark red leathery skin on the rest of the skull. The nose looks as though it has shrunk, and it has glass eyes

Given what it looks like, this is, perhaps, understandable.

Front view of Bentham’s dried head. It looks more recognisably human in this image, and the dark red leathery skin is what strikes you the most. The blond hair at the back is less visible

Anyway, feel free to follow any of the links to find out more, and — as it’s Pride month — you can also read about how forward-thinking he was for his time, and feel free to photoshop a rainbow waistcoat onto his auto-icon.

Bentham quote: “to destroy a man there should certainly be some better reason than mere dislike to his Taste, let that dislike be ever so strong”

In August 1832, just after his death, the Anatomy Act got royal assent, and “bodies from workhouses took the place of those from gallows and graves”. Nice. It was about another century before “bequests could again become a feasible source for dissection”.

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