Odd this day

Coates
2 min readAug 26, 2023

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So, happy 28th birthday to this slightly revolting diary entry from Brian Eno

1995. Pissed into an empty wine bottle so I could continue watching Monty Python, and suddenly thought, ‘I’ve never tasted my own piss, so I drank a little. It looked just like Orvieto Classico and tasted of nearly nothing. Brian Eno
from The Assassin’s Cloak, An Anthology of the World’s Greatest Diarists

But perhaps we shouldn’t judge. In the words of Sarah Miles:

Why does humanity have a problem with me drinking my own urine? I can’t wait to get off this planet!

Apparently, she’s not alone.

…and in the course of my vital — VITAL, I TELL YOU — research, I’ve discovered that Kerry Katona and Martin Roberts have been there, too. At least once. For telly.

…oh, and J. D. Salinger. Not for telly or money, but by choice, if his daughter’s memoir is to be believed.

According to Ms Salinger, her father also studied Scientology, homeopathy and Christian Science and engaged in a variety of practices including drinking his own urine, sitting in a Reichian “orgone box”, speaking in tongues and fasting.

So, is our natural squeamishness putting us all off doing something life-enhancing…? Perhaps we should turn to Proverbs chapter 5, verse 15, for some spiritual guidance…

Shot of a page from the Bible, showing the heading ‘Drink from your own well’, and then Proverbs chapter 5, verse 15: Drink waters out of thine own cistern, and running waters out of thine own well

No, OK, that isn’t what it means, so perhaps science can give us a definitive answer.

There may be rare situations where urine is the cleanest liquid at hand to pour over a dirty wound, or the only liquid to drink when buried under a collapsed building or lost at sea for days, but most of the time there are better or tastier ways to improve one’s health.

You’re all most welcome. And your very good health, by the way.

Jennifer Coolidge raising a glass and saying “Wee-hee!”

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Coates
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