Odd this day

Coates
3 min readOct 16, 2023

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Well, if it’s 16 October, it must be… YES, THAT’S RIGHT! The 470th anniversary of the death of Lucas Cranach the Elder, who once created this image of two men putting out the fire and brimstone of a papal bull with their farts.

The pope sits on a throne holding a flaming manuscript. Two peasants bare their arses at him, from which clouds of gas emerge. The Latin on the image means something along the lines of “The Pope speaks: Our sentences are to be feared, even if unjust. Response: Be damned! Behold, o furious race, our bared buttocks. Here, Pope, is my ‘belvedere’.

It’s a woodcut (I think) known as The Papal Belvedere. The Latin means something like “The Pope speaks: Our sentences are to be feared, even if unjust”, to which the response is: “Be damned! Behold, o furious race, our bared buttocks. Here, Pope, is my ‘belvedere’.”

(There’s a Villa Belvedere in the Vatican, dating back to 1484, and belvedere means ‘beautiful view’.)

Cranach was mates with Martin Luther, and the illustration comes from one of Luther’s books which had a pop at the Pope. Cranach also did The Papal Ass.

A grotesque half-human, half-donkey creature with scaly skin, standing up on its hind legs with its human breasts exposed in front of a palace

…and The Pope is Adored as an Earthly God, in which a man shits in the papal tiara. I am given to understand that neither man was altogether in favour of Catholicism.

Another woodcut showing two men standing on top of a shield, taking it in turns to defecate into an upturned papal tiara

In other exciting book-and-baring-of-body-parts news, it’s also 31 years since Eileen Godfrey of Nashua, New Hampshire, discovered there was a side view of a naked breast in a Where’s Wally jigsaw.

Section of Where’s Wally beach scene showing a woman lying face down on a beach towel, wearing bikini bottoms. A boy puts an ice cream on her back and she raises her arms and torso in surprise, exposing her breasts. We can see the side of one of them, and her bikini top on the towel in front of her

Before her five-year-old and 10-year-old could complete the jigsaw and be corrupted for ever by the sight of a cartoon nipple, their mother spotted the offending object and took the puzzle away. She phone the store and complained, and they took the rest off their shelves.

Obviously, this then made the papers — including the following day’s Sun Journal, in which the president of the Great American Puzzle Factory cheerfully announced that two people complained in 1991, too.

‘Waldo’ nude outrages N.H. woman The cartoon character ‘Waldo’ no longer is welcome in Elleen Godfrey’s home. After buying her 5 year-old daughter one of the popular “Where’s Waldo?” puzzles, she found a topless woman hidden among the characters. The discovery prompted a local department store to stop selling the puzzle … Pat Duncan, president of Great American Puzzle Factory, the Connecticut company that makes the Waldo puzzles, said two other people complained about the puzzle last year.

The same thing led to a separate story in the Toledo Blade the following March when a 10-year-old on Long Island spotted it, too, told his mum, and pronounced it disgusting, but not until after he’d shown his seven-year-old brother.

School bans ‘Waldo’ book after complaint of nudity “Where’s Waldo?” Well, he’s not in the Springs Public School library. Not any more. Not since Kenneth Coleman, a fourth-grader at the East Hampton school, came home with the wildly popular book Where’s Waldo? from the school library and said: “Mom, look at this!” What “this” was, said his step- mother, Shirley Coleman, was a tiny drawing of a woman lying on the beach wearing a bikini bottom but no top

As Mental Floss reports:

the original Where’s Waldo? collection spent much of the 1990s occupying the American Library Association’s list of the 100 Most Challenged Books, just behind Howard Stern’s Private Parts.

…and that’s actually true.

Where’s Wally creator Martin Handford has never commented publicly on the great and terrible scandal, but later editions of the book (and presumably jigsaw) have made the scene slightly less Carry On Camping.

Section of Where’s Wally beach scene showing a woman lying face down on a beach towel, wearing a bikini. A boy puts an ice cream on her back and she raises her arms and torso in surprise, not exposing her breasts, because she has her bikini top on

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